Gerard Sarnat | 2 Works

Rocky Road Cruise-Control

So Gerry’s exhausted all
our ice cream remedies
(as well as yourself)

advertised to mitigate–if
not eliminate old man’s
–urinary frequency

but still wake up at night
way too much so when
light bulb dribbles on

I take snapshot of phone
number on truck ahead
of me, then plan

to consult that plumber
…desperately hoping
am nada sham.

Domestic Terrorism Pulverizes All Drooly Libidos

Perhaps Ger’s imagination more than memory
But oh seems there are a lotta valuable things
That’ve got dropped on this street these days
Might offer care & kindness to the destitute
Beyond us other people’s obvious vanities

Include hometown ball caps + neck gaiters
As well as some balaclavas left over from
Our most recent annual Antifa gathering
Which devolved into vandalism, being
Just generally creepy, uxorious A-hole

Trespassers, weenie stalkers’ behavior
Wearing those plastic shower covers
We used to dye hair orange or yellow
Dumb jokers been scalded in process
If they can’t haggle plummier goods

While I mind my biz walking dog.


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