To whom it may concern,
Hear me: The publication factory experienced a devastating setback when the ink blotters lost pace behind our patented spinning nib machinations and overwhelmed the papered cracks and therefore the pressure sent the ink outward and wallward and upward through the exhaust and thus the sky went black from a barrage of poisonous, sulfuric nom de plumes. Therefore, the publication of issue 11 was delayed. However, this offering shall now be released on Saturday, November 15th, the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty Five. That is all.
Cordially,
Leavenworth von Sanchez, DDS
coalitionworks printing press operator, dentist,
& penny-farthers club founding member
(not to be confused with the east coast
boneshakers or the hi-wheelers club)
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